soldier

THIS GUY is going places

AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN When you think it's time they meet their maker,

CAMPING Pissing people off, even in real life.

DON'T WORRY I've got this

SWAMP TERRAIN 80% movement penalty

SOON

PUPPIES Great for picking up chicks and distracting insurgents.

ANGRY GRANDMA Soldier, prepare to meet your maker.

IMAGINATION depending on how it's used, it may or may not land you in the psych ward

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

TEETH Goodbye.

MOUNTING A CAMEL you're doing it wrong

THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME Makes me all like, "Whoa, that was close!"

JUDGE'S DECISION this still counts as mounting