GOING COMMANDO you're doing it wrong
THIS GUY is ready for the zombie apocalypse.
STOP hammer time
IMAGINATION depending on how it's used, it may or may not land you in the psych ward
DON'T WORRY I've got this
MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION
I USED TO BE A SOLDIER IN AFGHANISTAN but then I took a lance to the knee
JUDGE'S DECISION this still counts as mounting
ANGRY GRANDMA Soldier, prepare to meet your maker.
TEETH Goodbye.
BEING OLD it's a serious crime
TAKE THE SHOT! oops...sorry, I meant the photographer
IN RUSSIA party comes to you
