soldier

DIRECTIONS You know what... nevermind, I think we are fine right here.

THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME Makes me all like, "Whoa, that was close!"

JUDGE'S DECISION this still counts as mounting

SWAMP TERRAIN 80% movement penalty

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

PUPPIES Great for picking up chicks and distracting insurgents.

MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION

DON'T WORRY I've got this

DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL keeping the cat in the bag

I FEEL PRETTY

LIKE A BOSS

THIS GUY is going places

BEING OLD it's a serious crime

MOUNTING A CAMEL you're doing it wrong