soldier

MOUNTING A CAMEL you're doing it wrong

GOING COMMANDO you're doing it wrong

I USED TO BE A SOLDIER IN AFGHANISTAN but then I took a lance to the knee

SOON

THIS GUY is ready for the zombie apocalypse.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION

THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME Makes me all like, "Whoa, that was close!"

PUPPIES Great for picking up chicks and distracting insurgents.

JUDGE'S DECISION this still counts as mounting

LIKE A BOSS

CAMPING Pissing people off, even in real life.

STOP hammer time

IMAGINATION depending on how it's used, it may or may not land you in the psych ward

AM I PRETTY?