soldier

THIS GUY is ready for the zombie apocalypse.

IN RUSSIA party comes to you

MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION

I USED TO BE A SOLDIER IN AFGHANISTAN but then I took a lance to the knee

I FEEL PRETTY

GOING COMMANDO you're doing it wrong

STOP hammer time

DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL keeping the cat in the bag

ANGRY GRANDMA Soldier, prepare to meet your maker.

PUPPIES Great for picking up chicks and distracting insurgents.

THIS GUY is going places