soap

YELLOW SOAP PR0N because regular pr0n was too dirty.

SEMEN so many uses

MAYBE but probably not

EMO SOAP ready to wash away the pain.

GO AHEAD it won't do any good

BEER SOAP Because why wouldn't you want to go to work smelling like an irresponsible alcoholic?

FALSE HOPE No amount of scrubbing will get the whore out of you.

GIMME THE SOAP I'm going in...

GIR!