snow

SNOOOWWWWW!!!!

ABSTINENCE you're doing it right!

ONLY IN NEW MEXICO can it be so dry that even the snow is a fire hazard

RULE 34 snow-exceptions

Denver it's like that

B*TCH PLEASE nein in the morning

MONDAYS 'Nuff Said

IGNORE THEM They are all jealous that I'm not their mother.

NEVER, EVER let Lindsay Lohan borrow your car

MEANWHILE IN SWEDEN

MEANWHILE at the U.S. - Canada border

BLIZZARD it's super effective.

FLYING You're doing it wrong