snow

HEY! help me make a snowman

WEATHER That's why I moved to New England.

ABSTINENCE you're doing it right!

DARWINISM The smart ones hide behind large objects. The others ARE the large objects.

TWINKIE that's a big one

R2D2 MAY MELT But your virginity will be forever

MEANWHILE IN SWEDEN

SUMMER'S CANCELLED courtesy of climate change

FLYING You're doing it wrong

BLIZZARD it's super effective.