ALICE what the hell was she smoking to imagine this?
HUNTER S. THOMPSON, JOHN CUSACK, & JOHNNY DEPP WITH A BLOWUP DOLL Your argument is invalid
GRAMMAR it's confusing
MIDLIFE CRISIS is merely the slowest possible rate at wich one can die.
ALL I NEED NOW IS A WOMAN
LEWIS CARROLL he was the one doing the smoking.
NUN FOR ME THANKS I've decided to quit
KINDERGARTEN bobby knows his primary colors, and can count to ten, but learning to tie his shoes has left him really on edge. He could also you some more bourbon in his sippy cup
SMOKING some people are nuts about it
SQUIRREL SMOKING Warning: May cause cancer of the nuts
CHAIN SMOKING You're doing it wrong
