By Jon C.
SMART CARS don't fart in them
smart
WELL PLAYED you set your neighbor's house on fire, then, one by one, distracted the firefighters with snacks
By Unknown
HE WANTED TO SEEM SMART too bad Lincoln was born in Kentucky
How many of us wash our clothes by hand? Scratch that - how many of us have ever washed our clothes by hand? I'm betting that the answer is close to zero (especially if you're a millennial). Judging by the fact that you're reading this now, you've probably got access to utilities more necessary than the internet, i.e. a washing machine. So what's the big deal? The big deal is that there's a monkey in India that can wash clothes way better than you can. And monkeys don't even wear clothes (well, not naturally). How does that make you feel?
