IT'S NOT A SKIRT It's a kilt, you ignorant bag of flesh
COULD BE A SCOTISH HIGHLANDER doubtful but plausible
SHORT SKIRT & HEELS Very important construction gear.
HER SKIRT IS SO TIGHT that it cuts off blood flow to my brain
THE AWKWARD MOMENT when you realize your girlfriend is wearing the same skirt
IN REALITY you'll be doing him.
EXCUSE ME I need to pay off a skirt in layaway
NEVER TRUST what a woman keeps under her skirt
