SHORT SKIRT & HEELS Very important construction gear.
IT'S NOT A SKIRT It's a kilt, you ignorant bag of flesh
COULD BE A SCOTISH HIGHLANDER doubtful but plausible
THE AWKWARD MOMENT when you realize your girlfriend is wearing the same skirt
EXCUSE ME I need to pay off a skirt in layaway
HER SKIRT IS SO TIGHT that it cuts off blood flow to my brain
NEVER TRUST what a woman keeps under her skirt
IN REALITY you'll be doing him.
