skirt

EXCUSE ME I need to pay off a skirt in layaway

HER SKIRT IS SO TIGHT that it cuts off blood flow to my brain

THE AWKWARD MOMENT when you realize your girlfriend is wearing the same skirt

COULD BE A SCOTISH HIGHLANDER doubtful but plausible

SHORT SKIRT & HEELS Very important construction gear.

IT'S NOT A SKIRT It's a kilt, you ignorant bag of flesh

IN REALITY you'll be doing him.

NEVER TRUST what a woman keeps under her skirt