signs

BUZZ KILL

SIGNS were made to prevent this

PRIDE NEVER LET SOMEONE DOUBT YOUR ABILITIES

12 1/2 MILES AN HOUR Because, really, sometimes reasonable speed limits are unacceptable.

COMPROMISE Because no-one likes a cranky homeless guy

AND tom cruise

ALSTON People here ask nicely

DON'T USE FIRE it scares the trees

THRILLER Must be dance when crossing this bridge

HARSH. But true.