shotgun

ENALLAGE Now you done learnt a new word

GOING BIG because hobos can't go home

STUPIDITY I think you mean "teach"

24 PELLETS are about to go through someone's mind.

STUPID KIDS I'll learn 'em to stay off'a my lawn!

ASK ME one more time, if it's cold enough for me! I dare you!

MECHATHULHU 1d6 investigators, 3d8 panzer tanks & a tactical nuke per round. Oh, and he has a shotgun.

BRUCE CAMPBELL the only man, man enough to reload a double-barreled shotgun with a chainsaw.

A SHOTGUN the best idea yet.

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE I think I just found my survival partner

TRICK OR TREAT gimme your wallet