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TERRIFIED KID WITH A SHOTGUN YEP, BILL MURRAY IS SCREWED.

BRUCE CAMPBELL the only man, man enough to reload a double-barreled shotgun with a chainsaw.

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE I think I just found my survival partner

MECHATHULHU 1d6 investigators, 3d8 panzer tanks & a tactical nuke per round. Oh, and he has a shotgun.

STUPID KIDS I'll learn 'em to stay off'a my lawn!

EX-GIRLFRIEND when you break up, be nice about it.

24 PELLETS are about to go through someone's mind.

HECK NO all ahead full, I brought my shotgun

AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN When you think it's time they meet their maker,

STUPIDITY I think you mean "teach"

GOING BIG because hobos can't go home