shotgun

HECK NO all ahead full, I brought my shotgun

ENALLAGE Now you done learnt a new word

24 PELLETS are about to go through someone's mind.

TERRIFIED KID WITH A SHOTGUN YEP, BILL MURRAY IS SCREWED.

BRUCE CAMPBELL the only man, man enough to reload a double-barreled shotgun with a chainsaw.

GOING BIG because hobos can't go home

ASK ME one more time, if it's cold enough for me! I dare you!

STUPID KIDS I'll learn 'em to stay off'a my lawn!

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE I think I just found my survival partner

STUPIDITY I think you mean "teach"