DANCE SHORTS even better than yoga pants
I HAVE The weirdest boner right now
IT'S ALL RELATIVE
HER CROTCH it's eating her pants.
FUTURE CEO Of the United Parcel Service.
LIKE A CAPTAIN
WOMEN we know what you're doing, why do you think we wear shorts?
VIAGRA now lasts 5 times longer
NORDS because they do everything better than you
I NEED your shirt, your shorts and your bike
