shorts

DO MY ATOMS LOOK BIG IN THIS?

HER CROTCH it's eating her pants.

FUTURE CEO Of the United Parcel Service.

WOMEN we know what you're doing, why do you think we wear shorts?

IT'S ALL RELATIVE

VIAGRA now lasts 5 times longer

I NEED your shirt, your shorts and your bike

I HAVE The weirdest boner right now

DANCE SHORTS even better than yoga pants

NORDS because they do everything better than you

LIKE A CAPTAIN