NORDS because they do everything better than you
DANCE SHORTS even better than yoga pants
IT'S ALL RELATIVE
I HAVE The weirdest boner right now
LIKE A CAPTAIN
WOMEN we know what you're doing, why do you think we wear shorts?
FUTURE CEO Of the United Parcel Service.
VIAGRA now lasts 5 times longer
HER CROTCH it's eating her pants.
DO MY ATOMS LOOK BIG IN THIS?
I NEED your shirt, your shorts and your bike
