THE DUCKFACE looked better in the 1940s
BUT she won't "make" love to geeks
SARAH JESSICA PARKER going to the ball
PANTY RAID the boys at phi beta kappa take it to a whole new level
MIDLIFE CRISIS is merely the slowest possible rate at wich one can die.
B*TCH, MOVE YOUR ASS! I'm beating my high score on snake
EMBARRASSMENT yes, yes it does
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
