BUT she won't "make" love to geeks
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
THE DUCKFACE looked better in the 1940s
EMBARRASSMENT yes, yes it does
PANTY RAID the boys at phi beta kappa take it to a whole new level
SARAH JESSICA PARKER going to the ball
B*TCH, MOVE YOUR ASS! I'm beating my high score on snake
MIDLIFE CRISIS is merely the slowest possible rate at wich one can die.
