sexy times

IT NEVER STAYS IN VEGAS It ends up on your wife's blood test 4 months later, is listed in your divorce papers, and then you end up forever alone. Spending 12 hours a day making stupid demotivational posters

SLENDER DOLL because also slender man needs sex

WAIT A MINUTE.... if my girlfriend wasn't tickling my balls, then OH... OH GOD.

WHAT'S ON THEIR MINDS? Hint Hint: Look at the shadow

SOME THINGS are just too difficult to explain to your children

DEATH STAR TRENCH RUN luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time? get clear, wedge. you can't do any more good back there! good old-fashioned, clean, innocent, space opera entertainment.

TREE SEX for those who really love the pain of bark rash

BUT IF WE DON'T HAVE SEX who will make this in the future?

SEXY ROLE PLAYING for those with a bacon fetish

PERFECT ! I'm just 2 chicks away from a threesome

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when you tell Locke what he can't doo

HE CAME That's all that matters

SEXUAL EXPERIMENTATION it's part of college life