sexy times
Hopa! It's sexy times. Time to spice it up and get fiery and naughty. Don't let that passion get snuffed out and make sure you look at these hilarious jokes and puns all to do with whoopie.
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Stepdad tells 15-year-old stepson that if he doesn't let him adopt him, he'll be the reason he gets divorced from his mother: 'He said he's tired of being dismissed as a dad, and if I don't accept him, then he's done'
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Dad allows his 5 and 7-year-old kids to open their Christmas presents before their mom woke up at 8:30, mom screams and cries at her husband: 'I was completely deprived of the joy of seeing their faces when they open their presents'
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'All the siblings got checks for $350, so I don't think a card was too much of an expectation': Girlfriend of 3 years buys Christmas gifts for all of her boyfriend's family members, his family doesn't get her a single gift for the 2nd year in a row
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Mom sells her house and gives adult son a portion of the profit, only for him to immediately cut off contact with her, leaving her heartbroken: 'He said I sold the house out from under him'
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'She is free to go to her mother': Stepmom kicks out her entitled 21-year-old stepdaughter after she demands to use her car over Christmas break and throw a New Years Eve party at her house when she has a 2 and 5-year-old
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