Sexy Ladies

TRUST ME! this will never see the internet!

HARDWOOD not what I want to find on a woman

GINGER JOKES none seem to be coming to mind at the moment.

DEATH STAR TRENCH RUN luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time? get clear, wedge. you can't do any more good back there! good old-fashioned, clean, innocent, space opera entertainment.

IF IT'S A NO-NO TUBE I'm going to be very disappointed

ADMIT IT you would tap that

CAUGHT A WHOPPER maybe 2

WITH GREAT POWER comes great responsibility.

TELL ME AGAIN why are you going to college?

DOGGYSTYLE you're doing it wrong

AFTER A PARTY it's important to clean up before mom gets home

ALL ABOARD the SS Duckface

WAAAIIIT FOR IT . . .