science

'COOKIEMONSTERATROPICAPHOBIA' The fear that somehow, somewhere... in a rainforest..... Cookie Monster is watching you..

PRIORITIES in science

DAMN YOU THERMODYNAMICS Always ruining everything

AMERICA More worried about the NFL than a global crisis.

NO PROBLEM if you are a DIY-scientist who likes to breed your laboratory animals in your toilet

DR. FRANKENSTEIN the original troll scientist

HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE You failed it. Positive attracts negative, you naive jackass

AS WELL THEY SHOULD BE

EXTINCTION The truth.

GTFO I'm doing science

WE BROUGHT IT HOME it's made of cheese.