GREEN M&MS the poor man's Viagra
SCIENCE FAIR where you find kids who still give a crap
SCIENCE flies you to the Moon. Religion flies you into buildings.
NEW ENERGY SOURCE peTROLLeum
DAT MASS
THE INTERNET An exact science
SEEMS LEGIT
THE LONGER YOU STARE the more you realized they are aperture science test subjects,
DR. FRANKENSTEIN the original troll scientist
