scary

NOPE just another "stairs" sign in silent hill

'ARE YOU MY MUMMY' the phrase that made british people terrifying

PAYING ATTENTION mommy, I'm gonna kill you and daddy in your sleep

CAN'T SLEEP clowns will eat me

COULROPHOBIA Fear of clowns: they have it

HITMONKEY

NOT FOR MUCH LONGER

WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA

RIGHT... So apparently it wasn't a good time to hit the bong again...

NEWS FLASH salt water destroys ninja cloaking powers

WAIT A SECOND This is a dream, right?

JESUS YOU SCARED ME for a moment I thought you were out of the kitchen, give me my beer.