THAT is the Witch-King of Angmar, not Sauron, he will rule nothing
YOU WOULD BE GRUMPY TOO If people used Comic Sans when typing your name
THE CISPA SPACE-EYE sauron needed a new gig
LORD ZEDD is their love child
SAURON the kindergarten years
SAURON now provides solar energy
PHOTOSHOP someone just discovered it.
BIG BROTHER SAURON is watching you
LADY GAGA newly married to Sauron
APPLE We have only to remove those who appose us
