sad face

PAPER CUTS it's excruciatingly painful

REACH OF ADVERTISING you can't escape it.

KYLE we found him.

SWIMMING TIGER Has a cramp.

FIRST IMPRESSIONS Mom's new boyfriend sucks at it.

ERROR That's not what happens to girls when they hit puberty.

DICK GOTHARD and it eventually killed him.

ACCOMPLISHMENT you finally out do the grinch and completely cancel christmas

BRIAN JONES died in 1969 of...oh

ONE OF THEM is not happy about their date

YOUR JOB in two words

NEWS One of these things doesn't belong.

NEVER TODAY sigh

PARENTING and then there was one.

FAMILY REUNIONS Yeah, that's pretty much what they feel like