sad face

SWIMMING TIGER Has a cramp.

YOUR JOB in two words

REGRETS? I'm having one now

IT'S THE LAW to kill your pets

CONFIDENCE no matter how much you have in your dog, he still can't drive.

EMO GANGSTER Did you ever ask your self why there is not?

PARENTING and then there was one.

PAPER CUTS it's excruciatingly painful

WTF MAN you said there'd be b*tches

Tunnel This!

THE HOMELESS are the only ones who withdraw from this ATM.

BRIAN JONES died in 1969 of...oh

THAT'S NOT HOW MANY SHE HAS that's how many she has killed

NEVER TODAY sigh

CANCER is not a super power

RINGO He was the drummer.

VERY DEMOTIVATIONAL in two pictures