SWIMMING TIGER Has a cramp.
YOUR JOB in two words
REGRETS? I'm having one now
IT'S THE LAW to kill your pets
CONFIDENCE no matter how much you have in your dog, he still can't drive.
EMO GANGSTER Did you ever ask your self why there is not?
PARENTING and then there was one.
PAPER CUTS it's excruciatingly painful
WTF MAN you said there'd be b*tches
Tunnel This!
THE HOMELESS are the only ones who withdraw from this ATM.
BRIAN JONES died in 1969 of...oh
THAT'S NOT HOW MANY SHE HAS that's how many she has killed
NEVER TODAY sigh
CANCER is not a super power
RINGO He was the drummer.
VERY DEMOTIVATIONAL in two pictures