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NEWS One of these things doesn't belong.

CANCER is not a super power

ACCOMPLISHMENT you finally out do the grinch and completely cancel christmas

THAT'S NOT HOW MANY SHE HAS that's how many she has killed

REACH OF ADVERTISING you can't escape it.

THE HOMELESS are the only ones who withdraw from this ATM.

SWIMMING TIGER Has a cramp.

MIRRORS because not everyone is cool enough to have friends take their picture,

FAMILY REUNIONS Yeah, that's pretty much what they feel like

PARENTING and then there was one.

MAYBE NOT THE BEST WAY to inform other of your sibling's developmental disorder.

PAPER CUTS it's excruciatingly painful

FIRST IMPRESSIONS Mom's new boyfriend sucks at it.

RINGO He was the drummer.

DICK GOTHARD and it eventually killed him.