sad but true

INVESTMENT ADVICE You should've listened, because now the idea of getting that tank doesn't sound too bad does it?

SCHIZOPHRENIA In a battle of wits, I dual wield.

SLAVERY Has apparently made a comeback.

TEXTING DANGEROUS EVEN FOR PLAYSKOOL

THE NEW INTERNET EXPLORER Allows you to download Firefox or Chrome even faster!

IN CAPITALIST AMERICA Banks rob you!

SELF-RESPECT your Dad lost it all that night at the Justin Bieber concert

PAN DOWN She'll look the same.

POST DEATH STAR Moving sucks

UNEMPLOYMENT SOONER OR LATER IT HAPPENS TO US ALL

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS Making managerial decisions since 1999.

TO BE FAIR, The gun's taking most of the credit here

YOU WILL NEVER BE AS COOL AS BATMAN BIN SUPARMAN

MY CAT Has better gear then me.

SADLY it does not work