sad but true

CLEAVER She just hacks her wrinkles off with a meat cleaver.

DARTH VAGRANT Yeah the economy has been tough on everyone.

YOU SHOULD TRY YOUR BEST To stay the F**k out of Medical School.

COLLEGE FOOD Dinner is served.

SPOILER ALERT! No need to buy the book then...

OBESITY McDonalds finally hit Antarctica

RONALD! this...ends...here

EVOLUTION If you can't fend off a kitten, you don't deserve my loose change.

NEVERMIND... ...you don't care anyway...

REGRETS Ever wish your life had turned out different?

BEST OFFICE EVER!!!

DON'T MOVE! Just kidding, he can still see you.

JEALOUSY If that little jerk is going to dance with someone else, then I'm gonna get hammered.

MY DIGNITY It is gone.