sad but true

NUTS No, I'm not allergic, why do you ask?

OLD PEOPLE Don't let them con you!!!

SERIOUSLY What has our society become?

REGRETS Ever wish your life had turned out different?

SPRING BREAK Not for philosophy majors.

INEVITABILITY The knowledge that no matter what you do with the rest of your life, you'll never be as cool as a bull-riding monkey

HAPPY COUNTRY Has run out of happy.

INDIVIDUALITY You will never have it.

THE WALKING DEAD Not that cool in real life

THIS is where I do my best thinking

CLEAVER She just hacks her wrinkles off with a meat cleaver.

I'm not going to play

YOUR BUS Will never stop here.

TECHNOLOGY Sometimes I Think That if Aliens Visited us They Would Not Survive the Knowledge Exchange.

RECESSION FORCING BATMAN TO THINK SMARTER