robot

ROBOTS WORK HARDER THAN YOU that's what she said

GOOD... now we don't have to worry about skynet taking over.

DO YOUR HOMEWORK, HONEY while Dad is fixing mommy

PRECISION CONTROL who knows what that thing does, but it'll be accurate

FAPPING now has a more mechanical feel

TERMINATOR the early years

PEDOBEAR ROBOT where is your god now?

THE FLOOR IS LAVA your childhood has prepared you for the robot apocalypse

PEDOBEAR even skynet have one

PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH BIKES

TECHNOLOGY call it what you will, nothing changes the fact that a robot is watching you pee

PRETTY SURE that's a USB cable

WORST. ROBOT. EVER.

DOESN'T MATTER had sex