rich

THE DUKE BOYS! hit the lotto!

TWO THINGS 1. most people pay a luxury tax on their car. 2. bernie madoff and martha stewart

BEING A REBEL requirements: break-up with cheating bf, write a song about it, make millions (way to take down the system!)

POLITICAL LOGIC

THOSE ARE $100S and it's what he found in the pocket of his pants

OUT OF TOUCH when someone who has so much, understands so little

17 DALLAS

OVERCOMPENSATING Stuffing your pants with socks would have been cheaper...