restaurant

NAMING YOUR RESTAURANT you're doing it wrong

GO THERE FOR A DRINK but, don't eat the food

SEEMS LEGIT

WE'RE EATING OUT TONIGHT

IRONY Naming a restaurant after a man who starved himself.

FACEFOOD the place Facebook goes for lunch!

MEANWHILE IN LONDON

MEANWHILE IN GERMANY...

WHAT DO THEY SAY when they answer the phone.

CHUM BUCKET chum is what fisherman use as bait; it's ground up fish parts. The chum bucket is a cannibal restaurant. That's why nobody goes there.

DON'T BE A WUSS this seems legit

RESTAURANTS the only thing that Asians don't get A's on.

GOODIES the most important meal of the day.

SO where do I find the right one?

SUPRISE it's not a fat duck