relationship

FAKE RELATIONSHIP more than 48% of men are capable of faking an entire relationship

WATCH IT WITH HIM

HONEY, don't you think it's time to lose some weight? ... Honey?

MISUNDERSTANDING I meant something different when I said I wanted to spice up the relationship

B*TCHES LOVE TOAST

FRIEND-ZONE RATIONALIZATION no one wins

FLOWERS no matter the species they always get you out of trouble