SEE? I told you they weren't real
GANDALF IS REAL he just changes his name every few decades.
SEEMS LEGIT
THEY'RE REAL and they're spectacular
IF YOU CAN TOUCH THEM they're real
VAMPIRES this was the real deal
PRICES SO LOW you'll swear they're fake
YEAH YOU'RE RIGHT that tree doesn't look real at all.
THE REAL HOUSE WIVES OF ALABAMA
WAIT A MINUTE that means cannibals are the only real people
JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE REAL doesn't mean you have to touch them.
BOTH IRRELEVANT