real

SEE? I told you they weren't real

GANDALF IS REAL he just changes his name every few decades.

SEEMS LEGIT

THEY'RE REAL and they're spectacular

IF YOU CAN TOUCH THEM they're real

VAMPIRES this was the real deal

PRICES SO LOW you'll swear they're fake

YEAH YOU'RE RIGHT that tree doesn't look real at all.

THE REAL HOUSE WIVES OF ALABAMA

WAIT A MINUTE that means cannibals are the only real people

JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE REAL doesn't mean you have to touch them.

BOTH IRRELEVANT