pug

YOU WANT YOURS LICKED OR NOT LICKED? just kidding they're all licked.

WAIT, I CAN EXPLAIN!

ONWARD TO VICTORY I guess, or whatever

PUG LIFE

EXERCISE do it in the morning before your brain figures out what you're doing

KILL ME

GUILT DOG Thinking about past mistakes.

STILL More believable than George Clooney

NICE TRY

I FOUGHT THE LAW and the law won