princess bride

YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD I do not think it means what you think it means

THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS because even pirates wish they were ninjas sometimes

THINK IT'LL WORK? it would take a miracle

RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE? I don't think they exist

HELLO, MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA you killed my father, prepare to die.

INIGO MONTOYA wants to know where this subway is

STOP saying that!

ACTUALLY he's speaking to the mostly dead... which is slightly alive

THE CASTLE have fun storming it

EARTH BENDING you're doing it right

RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE? I don't think they exist

SURRENDER you mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

BUT You see, he's not the Dread Pirate Roberts