princess bride

ACTUALLY he's speaking to the mostly dead... which is slightly alive

YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD I do not think it means what you think it means

THE CASTLE have fun storming it

SURRENDER you mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

INIGO MONTOYA wants to know where this subway is

THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS because even pirates wish they were ninjas sometimes

BUT You see, he's not the Dread Pirate Roberts

THINK IT'LL WORK? it would take a miracle

STOP saying that!

HELLO, MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA you killed my father, prepare to die.

EARTH BENDING you're doing it right

RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE? I don't think they exist

RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE? I don't think they exist