princess bride

THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS because even pirates wish they were ninjas sometimes

YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD I do not think it means what you think it means

INIGO MONTOYA wants to know where this subway is

BUT You see, he's not the Dread Pirate Roberts

STOP saying that!

SURRENDER you mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

THINK IT'LL WORK? it would take a miracle

EARTH BENDING you're doing it right

HELLO, MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA you killed my father, prepare to die.

ACTUALLY he's speaking to the mostly dead... which is slightly alive

RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE? I don't think they exist

THE CASTLE have fun storming it