princess bride

THINK IT'LL WORK? it would take a miracle

THE CASTLE have fun storming it

RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE? I don't think they exist

BUT You see, he's not the Dread Pirate Roberts

INIGO MONTOYA wants to know where this subway is

RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE? I don't think they exist

SURRENDER you mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD I do not think it means what you think it means

STOP saying that!

ACTUALLY he's speaking to the mostly dead... which is slightly alive

EARTH BENDING you're doing it right

HELLO, MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA you killed my father, prepare to die.

THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS because even pirates wish they were ninjas sometimes