IDIOT DRIVER nice turn signal
PARENTHOOD when you're a pilot, you discipline your children differently.
OH, YOUR BAND HAS A BUS? that's cool, mine doesn't
HYDROPLANING literally
HEY MAN are you gonna finish those peanuts?
PUT IT IN A PLANE And it'll get lost forever too
WOWCHECK OUT THAT C-17 Globemaster
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN we're not flying over Woody Strait, heading south towards the Virgin Islands
HELMETS they can't save you man if you don't wear them.
