pizza

SEEMS LEGIT

HER?

'MURICA

WHY YOU MAD?? there's f*ing bacon on that pizza

COMBATING CHILDHOOD OBESITY you're doing it wrong, America

IS THAT A EUPHEMISM? she wants one now regardless

MEANWHILE in America

DELICIOUS clusterphucking pizza

PIZZA the greatest of all the cookies

PIZZA AND COOKIES because americans simply aren't getting enough calories

THE SAD PART is that they were sued over some moron eating the box

HOGWART'S GREAT HALL without the special effects