pizza

LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA now that's gangsta

WHY YOU MAD?? there's f*ing bacon on that pizza

AND IT'S SO COMMON that it doesn't fall under "misc?"

DELICIOUS clusterphucking pizza

YES I WOULD

KING ARTHUR'S SPERM now available as a side with your pizza. Take that breadsticks.

VEGETABLES apparently they now grow on trees

UNFAIR ADVANTAGE Using Jedi powers to win the pizza-eating contest

THE MEME IS LIE pretend anyway for the lulz

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE you can't have too much pizza boxes

DON'T FORGET ranch dressing