NOW THAT is a complete and utter win
IF HE DID she would have called
SEEMS LEGIT
I HAVE TO GO, MOM The battle is about to begin.
PHONE SHOPS welcome to russia
PHONE SEX you're doing it wrong; but don't stop now.
JON he's a keeper
THE PHONE IS TOO DAMN HIGH!
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
OH NO your phone's almost dead
FALSE if it had really been a nokia, the bullet would have been obliterated, not the phone.
