philosoraptor

MY GIRLFRIEND normally has her legs over her head....

HI FIVE THAT PERSON in the face...with a chair

PAPERWORK

DOESN'T MATTER had cheese

THESAURUS: glossary, lexicon, onomasticon, sourcebook, terminology, vocabulary.

MOLESTERBATION

WHAT THE HELL does the tower of babel have to do with the color of a person's skin? It only explains the variety of language. Muppet.

YES

RULE 35 if there isn't pr0n of it, it will be made.

DOESN'T MATTER had sex

BILL NYE knows the answer

RULE 34,no exceptions

There really cannot be an exemptions allowed for Rule 34, or it diminishes that power the rule has over our influence. This fairly popular meme questioning the position of the foot claw is a nice way of solving it by attributing it to the Rule 34 memes. 

BACON

"BACK BACON", EH it's from the back, regular bacon is the belly, ham is the thigh. Now you know

F*CKING MAGNETS how do they work