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Waddle like a penguin. Or better yet, tap those happy feet and find a pebble. These fluffy birds will have you finding your own beat and laughing at their antics and jokes.
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17-year-old brother refuses to drive his sister's friend to school after she rejected his advances: 'Continuing to be around Melissa was making it harder for him to move on.'
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IT worker is blamed for coworker showing up late, says it's their fault for leaving on time: 'They’ve basically gotten used to arriving late, and the person ending the shift is stuck covering past their scheduled time'
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Boss fires employee for refusing to illegally drive to work during a hazardous snowstorm: 'My county had a Level 3 snow warning, it's illegal for me to drive to work.'
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40+ of the freshest and funniest tweets of the week: 'I cannot stress enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers'
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