passed out

COMMON COURTESY It's still around.

IT WASN'T DRUGS riiiight...

DOESN'T MATTER had sex

AWKWARD MOMENT #49 you try to make your ex jealous by bringing your new girlfriend to the game, but she gets drunk, passes out, and pisses her pants in front of her instead.

YOUR FRIENDS Choose them wisely

FINDERS KEEPERS

IRISH YOGA you're doing it right

JUST ONE DRINK THEY SAID it'll be fun they said

DEAR DIARY jackpot

RULE 17 where you wake up is directly related to how awesome the party was