passed out

RULE 17 where you wake up is directly related to how awesome the party was

YOGA In Russia it's called hangover on the broken chair

IRISH YOGA you're doing it right

COLLEGE where passing out in a front lawn is acceptable

WITH A SLICE OF PIZZA... between your legs

HAMMERED it was a good time man

YOUR FRIENDS Choose them wisely

COMMON COURTESY It's still around.

HITTING BOTTOM I'm almost there

KE$HA last night.

FINDERS KEEPERS

IT WASN'T DRUGS riiiight...