passed out

FINDERS KEEPERS

YOUR FRIENDS Choose them wisely

YOGA In Russia it's called hangover on the broken chair

HAMMERED it was a good time man

COMMON COURTESY It's still around.

DOESN'T MATTER had sex

IT WASN'T DRUGS riiiight...

JUST ONE DRINK THEY SAID it'll be fun they said

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER well she might not remember me though

COLLEGE where passing out in a front lawn is acceptable

DEAR DIARY jackpot