paris hilton

THIS has restored some of my faith in humanity

THE ORIGIN of snookie

BLINKING IT TAKES BRAINCELLS!

JAPAN for once doing it right!

THAT CAN'T BE HYGIENIC for the horse

WHITE TRASH here is your queen

1 NIGHT IN PARIS still a better lover story than twilight

HERPES it's not only her smile that's contagious

PARIS HILTON Knows the Police SO well she rides in the front seat on the way to jail.

APPARENTLY Paris and Britney are from the future

PARIS HILTON Also a viable option.

YUM Puppies provide vitamin D which is a major part of a healthy breakfast

COLORING VERSION even the art of war has it