paris hilton

THAT CAN'T BE HYGIENIC for the horse

YUM Puppies provide vitamin D which is a major part of a healthy breakfast

PARIS HILTON Also a viable option.

WHITE TRASH here is your queen

1 NIGHT IN PARIS still a better lover story than twilight

HERPES it's not only her smile that's contagious

THIS has restored some of my faith in humanity

JAPAN for once doing it right!

BLINKING IT TAKES BRAINCELLS!

PARIS HILTON Knows the Police SO well she rides in the front seat on the way to jail.

COLORING VERSION even the art of war has it

APPARENTLY Paris and Britney are from the future

THE ORIGIN of snookie