paris hilton

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THE ORIGIN of snookie

1 NIGHT IN PARIS still a better lover story than twilight

PARIS HILTON Knows the Police SO well she rides in the front seat on the way to jail.

WHITE TRASH here is your queen

THIS has restored some of my faith in humanity

HERPES it's not only her smile that's contagious

THAT CAN'T BE HYGIENIC for the horse

BLINKING IT TAKES BRAINCELLS!

COLORING VERSION even the art of war has it

JAPAN for once doing it right!

APPARENTLY Paris and Britney are from the future

PARIS HILTON Also a viable option.