SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS but your parents are right
REMEMBER PARENTS: if you didn't see it, it didn't happen
OR our parents couldn't afford more than 1 couch, jerk.
Father of the Year will not be this guy
FALSE! They are not. You never get to see them!
PARENTHOOD you carry them until they can walk on their own only to have them piss all over you
CONTROLLING PARENTS A Far Worse Problem