paper

RATHER A FOLDED A3 PAPER but still a better story than twilight

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS scissor beat paper

BLANK A4 PAPER still a better story than twilight

GLOCK, PAPER, SCISSORS Choose Wisely

ROCK BEATS SCISSORS ...and buses and pretty much everything.

MUST FIND A ROCK

BUT WAIT, where's paper?

PAPER JAM

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS Play it right

TOILET PAPER better grab some before you sit down

SEEMS LEGIT