pants

PROMOTION can't wait to tell my wife

IT'S TWILIGHT. need I say more?

IT'S ALSO victoria's secret

IM WEARING FLOATING PANTS Your argument is now invalid, chap.

WEARING PANTS you're doing it wrong

BANANA REPUBLIC There's the banana.

PANTS no longer needed

oh thank Allah

YOGA PANTS Best invention ever.

IN JAPAN pants are always optional

PANTS the dog is wearing them.