pain

PAPER CUTS it's excruciatingly painful

JESUS LOVES YOU and love hurts man...

THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL YOU usually really, really hurts

FACEBRICK The EXTREME facepalm, for EXTREME failures.

THE CONTRACT... remember what it said if you lost?

PAIN IN THE A$$? there is an effective remedy

PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY or blood, that works too.

$8.00 BEERS They really help your hand-eye coordination.

LABYRINTH anybody know the number for that helicopter company

ADVERTISING You're doing it right.

GRAVITY IS MAKING FUN OF YOU