BAD TOUCH SANTA Coming to a mall near you
RETIREMENT seems better than previously imagined, too bad I'll be dead by then
Tunnel This!
EPIC The fact that he can still do this.
THE COPS Somebody call them
THANK GOD
RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT Some 97 year old woman is really embarrassed
ACHIEVEMENTS I haz them
SAW 3D 2 tickets please
OLD PEOPLE Even as spirits they still need to sit down
