old

5 POUND WRINKLE TRICK pay 5 pounds to a beautiful young woman to let you take a picture of her face and claim it's yours

WELL, THAT'S A deadmau5

HOW WILL YOU LOOK OLD? animated and japanese

TIME is relative

EVER HEAR THE SAYING 'CAN'T BEAT A DEAD HORSE?' well you can't ride them either

164-YEAR-OLD SANTA like a claus

DAMN, I FEEL HORNY!

B*TCH PLEASE

AREN'T the young, hot ones always unstable?

YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A NEW MOUSE

Tunnel This!

EARLY MOBILE PHONES weren't all that mobile,