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Drop into an Octopus's garden in the shade. Though it might take ten tickles to make an octopus laugh, you'll have a much easier time with these cephalopod puns and jokes.
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‘I paid once, I warned him, and I’m done being his permanent bailout’: Wife refuses to buy her chronically late husband another international ticket after he shows up 16 minutes before a nonrefundable flight, misses it, and demands a bailout
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'I feel used': Company asks employee to bake cookies for after-work event, fires her 2 days later
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'We both know you're not going to do that, so you don't need to blow smoke': Company rejects candidate after interviewing him for 6 months, asks to put his picture on their website
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Vegan husband refuses to carry grocery bags full of meat, eggs, and dairy into his house, forces his meat-eating wife to do it: 'How can you kiss someone who eats meat and can't touch the bag holding it?'
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