obvious

EGGS contains egg

OBVIOUSLY NOT A MENSA MEMBER 20% is greater odds when only 15% of the total population is left handed

WELL, OBVIOUSLY NOT seeing as somebody shot him

OBVIOUSLY

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT

OBVIOUS they don't want to see, talk or hear about their balls

OWLING it was just a matter of time

CONTAINS EGG I would hope so

OBVIOUSLY You've never worked customer service.

UNLESS YOU'RE BLACK and a man

THANKS but I can read the f*cking sign for myself