nuts

CAR BALLS if you don't have real balls, at least you can have car balls!

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STEALING MY NUTS

SQUIRREL SMOKING Warning: May cause cancer of the nuts

NUTS No, I'm not allergic, why do you ask?

Great I can't find my nuts

THANKS for the warning

NUTS step off of them

NOT AFTER A TRIP TO THE VET

TORTURE who needs waterboarding? nuts seem to work nicely

KEEP ARMS & LEGS INSIDE THE WAGON... ...and hold on tight to your nuts.