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TINA, EAT THE FOOD EAT THE FOOD!!!!

ERROR You seem to have misspelled "heaven."

CANNIBALISM In it's kindest form

EPIPHANY That moment you realize you're lunch

WHEN I EAT THESE SHRIMP They won't make eye contact

NUTS No, I'm not allergic, why do you ask?

KIDS THESE DAYS I would've been lucky to get a fruit rollup for lunch

THE APPLE Honestly, it's more useful than the Mac.

BLASPHEMEAT

VEGANS You now know how to find them

WATERMELON CART For when you need your watermelon on the go

ON A SCALE OF ONE TO DAVID HASSELHOFF How Hammered Are You

BABIES Low in nutritional value

IDIOT FISH No wonder it got caught

COM-NOM-NOM-UNISM