WAIT and your pear is only $0.45 LB? lets pull over.
STARBUCKS Now serving doughnuts...
BABIES Low in nutritional value
WIZARDS IN MCDONALDS Because defending middle earth is busy work.
WHEN I EAT THESE SHRIMP They won't make eye contact
CHEESE Now known as meat
MEANWHILE In America
VEGANS You now know how to find them
VEGETABLES It's what food eats
ERROR You seem to have misspelled "heaven."
DON'T MOVE! Just kidding, he can still see you.
PSYCHEDELIC CAKE I can hear how good it tastes
WATERMELON CART For when you need your watermelon on the go
COLLEGE FOOD Dinner is served.
