nom nom nom

THE NINJA TURTLES This ate them.

MEANWHILE In America

WIZARDS IN MCDONALDS Because defending middle earth is busy work.

THEY COME FOR THE SHADE They stay for the passengers.

KIDS THESE DAYS I would've been lucky to get a fruit rollup for lunch

SUCCULENT ASS Totally worth it - even if it wasn't on sale

THE APPLE Honestly, it's more useful than the Mac.

NO,THANKS I'll be eating out tonight

BLASPHEMEAT

EPIPHANY That moment you realize you're lunch

EAT HEALTHY trip balls

DON'T MOVE! Just kidding, he can still see you.

CANNIBALISM In it's kindest form

ERROR You seem to have misspelled "heaven."

WIENERS no longer for adults