IMPOSSIBLE under the circumstances
52 SECONDS AGO does anyone else think this is a cry for help?
CORRELATION the probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
ROMANCE is clearly not dead.
NO YOU FOOL! turn on the smooth jazz
NIPPLE a perfectly fine answer to this puzzle.
IS IT COLD OR IS SHE GLAD TO SEE ME? yeah it's just cold out
THINGS ARE LOOKING UP
AMEN
INVISIBLE NIPPLES