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WHAT A RELIEF now I can go back to trivial things like worrying about the economy collapsing or nukes going off in the Middle East

MEANWHILE in Australia

WELL There's your problem.

IMITATION it's not always the highest form of flattery.

THE NEWS he heard it

KILL A CELEBRITY It increases the National I.Q.

SOMETHING HAS GOT TO BE DONE save the rimjobs

NEWS I think I will.

LITTLE DID WE KNOW that snakes regard crabs as prey.