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WILL FERRELL'S NEXT MOVIE this is the plot

ACTUALLY, IT'S IN LOUISIANA I spent way too much time googling this.

THIS NEWS is never welcome, regardless of the situation

THE DAILY PAPER keeping you up to date on the latest news

AND YET it still can't play PS2 games

THE NEWS he heard it

CLASSIC: DOUBLE LIVES not the best combination

BAD LUCK BRIAN

OLD AGE it sneaks up on you

SUDDENLY I wish I was a Chinese student

AL JAZEERA NEWS no longer has a traffic copter

WHAT A RELIEF now I can go back to trivial things like worrying about the economy collapsing or nukes going off in the Middle East

I OWN ONE TOO but I don't talk about it on tv

WELL There's your problem.