murder

HOMICIDE You have to teach them early

DADD =Murder

PARANOID PARROT? is that you?

AND BABICIDE look a the garlic

ZOMBIES apparently they file police reports

CPR it looks a lot like murder,

SPORTSMANSHIP is for wussies

IT FINALLY DAWNED ON JOYCE-- I'll kill him with this!

ACTUALLY it was manslaughter

YOUR DAUGHTER is trying to kill you and take your place

PAYING ATTENTION mommy, I'm gonna kill you and daddy in your sleep

NOPE I'm not a serial killer, I promise.

KILL A CELEBRITY It increases the National I.Q.

HITMAN MONKEY Strikes again