murder

IT FINALLY DAWNED ON JOYCE-- I'll kill him with this!

ACTUALLY it was manslaughter

CPR it looks a lot like murder,

HOMICIDE You have to teach them early

MIDGETS Have weird problems

HITMAN MONKEY Strikes again

ZOMBIES apparently they file police reports

AND THUS STARTED THE WAR

Tunnel This!

NOPE I'm not a serial killer, I promise.

NO MR. BOND I expect you to die.

DADD =Murder

KILL A CELEBRITY It increases the National I.Q.

AND BABICIDE look a the garlic

YOUR DAUGHTER is trying to kill you and take your place