MATCHING because if it doesn't look like me how will I know I care about it
LEARN THE WAYS OF OUR PEOPLE passed down from mother to daughter
SIGMUND FREUD would disagree
RIGHT like my shrink doesn't get enough money
DOESN'T MATTER had sex
SO DO I
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER true story.
YOUR EMINENCE'S MOTHER is so robust, that she once leapt into the air and got stuck
MY MOTHER you may want to rethink your witty retorts
MEANWHILE in an unfortunate mother's basement
SINCE THAT'S YOUR MOTHER you do have the weirdest boner.
