Mortal Kombat

PORTAL already a death sentence

UFC y u no like mortal kombat

NOOB SAIBOT The only noob who doesn't suck at what he does.

PORTAL KOMBAT

NINJAS WITH ATTITUDE Still NWA

FATALITY!

MILEENA the exact definition of a butter-face

Classic: FATALITY

FINISH HER!!

SCREWING OVER COLOUR BLIND KIDS since 1992

MORTAL KOMBAT the only place where assassins dress like strippers

FINISH HIM!

Tunnel This!

VIDEO GAMES turns out stripper assassins are all the rage these days.

NOW YOU'RE THINKING with portals

GORO'S NEPHEW just won the tour de france

SUB-ZERO Never cut him off on the highway.