Morgan Freeman

GUARANTEED he has a story from his childhood about cotton candy that he's going to tell us.

BUCKET LIST Some of the things you want to do before death can cause your death.

IT WILL BE... an hour and a half long, and we will sit there mesmerized the entire time.

MORGAN FREEMAN can

MORGAN FREEMAN is god and can do as he pleases

IF YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling eachother would be pretty much the greatest thing ever.

NELSON MANDELA is also Morgan Freeman

WHEN I DIE... I want to be shot by Clint Eastwood while Morgan Freeman narrates it