By d.e.rumball
THE DIPSTICK a tried and true method used throughout evolution.
monkeys
By buzmurdock
NO-O-O-O-O-O-O! I guess next you'll be telling me the Monkees didn't play their own instruments
THAT would be Hamlet. Good try though.
By Unknown
MONKEY PROSTITUTES "Hey baby! Need a date?"
How many of us wash our clothes by hand? Scratch that - how many of us have ever washed our clothes by hand? I'm betting that the answer is close to zero (especially if you're a millennial). Judging by the fact that you're reading this now, you've probably got access to utilities more necessary than the internet, i.e. a washing machine. So what's the big deal? The big deal is that there's a monkey in India that can wash clothes way better than you can. And monkeys don't even wear clothes (well, not naturally). How does that make you feel?
