monkeys
By Unknown
MONKEY PROSTITUTES "Hey baby! Need a date?"
How many of us wash our clothes by hand? Scratch that - how many of us have ever washed our clothes by hand? I'm betting that the answer is close to zero (especially if you're a millennial). Judging by the fact that you're reading this now, you've probably got access to utilities more necessary than the internet, i.e. a washing machine. So what's the big deal? The big deal is that there's a monkey in India that can wash clothes way better than you can. And monkeys don't even wear clothes (well, not naturally). How does that make you feel?
THAT would be Hamlet. Good try though.
By buzmurdock
NO-O-O-O-O-O-O! I guess next you'll be telling me the Monkees didn't play their own instruments
