mom

I HAVE TO GO, MOM The battle is about to begin.

PLEASE BE QUIET I'm borrowing a few of mom's Oxycontin

HEY MOM this is my boyfriend, Will

MATURITY You know you've reached it when you realize your mom knew what she was talking about.

MEANWHILE in the 1950s...

MOM you're embarrassing me

PHOTOSHOP costs more than $5

DEAR MAGIC 8-BALL, did my boyfriend cheat on me?

MY MOM wants a grandson real bad

MOM!! Get out, we're trying to be gangsta in here.

AWKWARD unless his last name is Freud

BAD NEWS KID Nobody is looking at the face you're making